Ho boy. Where do I start...

Friday, September 01, 2006

Kitchen Math



In case you were wondering, it takes less than 5 minutes for a BRAND NEW 2.5 gallon Deer Park dispenser with the tap slightly open to empty out of the refrigerator and fill my kitchen 3/4" deep in water. It takes over 45 minutes to clean it up.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always wondered about that ...

5:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, you hear certain stories and the only thing that goes through your head is, "God, that is just so HER!"

2:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems that 2.5 gallons of water takes about 45 minutes to clean no matter what side of the U.S. you're on. My 2.5 gallon fish tank that sits on my desk drained ALL of it's water the first night I set it up. I forgot to connect the hose to the air pump so shortly after I clocked out the water was siphoned out onto my office floor and quickly formed cloudy white puddles (from the cheep floor wax) in the uneven areas. I now know that the brown paper towels in the office are closer related to tree bark than processed paper. It soaks up NOTHING!
You must have left some of your wacky luck for me when you left this job. Coincidence??? haha

11:07 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone needs Bounty ;).

12:58 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 words: Shop Vac.

It'd deal with that mess PDQ, but testosterone would get *everywhere*.

4:52 PM

 

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