Delivery or PICKING UP?!?!

My friend Angey gave me a purse shaped like a Chinese take-out box as a gift. Everywhere I go, people comment on how it is so unique. The other night was a new one though. While out with a friend, a guy approached me, WENT ON about my purse for at least 10 MINUTES, and then asked if he could touch it. (???) That has GOT to be one of the oddest lines I've ever received. "Hey, can I touch your purse?" Is this seriously the best that guys can come up with now? I think "What's your sign" needs to make a comeback.