What a way to start the day

I am not going to beat around the bush. This has been one heck of a week. It's been extraordinarily bad. I've had some good times with friends, but overall, what a doozie. I'm not about to bore you with tales of woe. I will note though, that if you have a bad morning, you're more than likely going to have a bad day. To give you an idea of what a crappy week this has been, here's a rundown of this week's mornings.

Monday - Tripped and fell over seemingly nothing in my apartment
Tuesday - Severly scalded my right hand by spilling PIPING HOT chocolate all over it (not to mention the mess that made)
Wednesday - LITERALLY got up on the wrong side of the bed causing me to RUN INTO one of my bedposts
Thursday - Majorly stubbed my toe on the ottoman
Friday - Burned my forehead AND NECK with the curling iron

I was doomed from the start this week. Of course, I could just chalk all this up to the fact that I am not a morning person, but apparently I AM a tremendous klutz.